THE CURRIED AGM : FRIDAY 6/1/12

Beer, curry and the AGM were partaken on Friday, 6 January 2012 with a good turnout from the lads. Many thanks to all who came.

AGM:-

i) Captain's Report: Beat almost everyone. Retained league title. Losing semi-finalists in the Cup. Boo.
ii) Election of Officers: Capt. Prefab re-elected unopposed (again).
iii) Award: Captain's Player of the Year 2011: "The Hedge" (with deer-hunter raccoon hat).
v) Award: Player of the Year 2011: Simon "Weeping" Williams.

Other Awards:-

i) The Brian Cant Award for Most Bricks out of Pram: Capt. Prefab v. Vocalink (upon being told that Simon Williams was stuck on a train somewhere outside of Kentish Town 10 minutes before the start of play - League).
ii) The Javed Miandad Award for Petulance Upon Being Out: Capt. Prefab v. Final CC (Cup).
iii) Catch of the Year: Mike Howard v. Redbourn (League).
iv) The International Player Still Most Likely to Feature in a Colts Quiz: VVS Laxman.
v) The Chard/Bromhead Award for Person Most Likely to (and did) invade Iraq (the safe bit anyway) : Capt. Saddam Von Prefab late of the 4th Ulhaqistan Lancers.
vi) The Ron Jeremy Award for a 1970's "Mo-vember" to Remember: The Hedge (with 'tache).
vii) The "Shake 'n' Vac"/CSI Miami Award for the Player Most Likely to Leave Traces of Himself on the Carpet : JC3.
viii) The Val Doonican Award for Services to Knitwear: Mike "Starsky" Howard.
ix) The David Soul Award for Player Most Likely to Play Hutch: David Whiteley
x) The "Duncan Donut" Award for Player Most Likely to Drop his Trophy: The Hedge

It may also be informative that the skipper, on the night, took the following hurriedly scrawled notes in the Curry House. Any explanations as to content and reason are most welcome :-

i) Anthony Way. Eye surgeon for the Queen.
ii) Florence Nightingale - illness.
iii) Kitty. "F-ing Wrong". The Hedge.
iv) "Bums Open Invitation". Equal Opportunities.
v) Colts slang.

Have to admit that iv) worries me greatly.

Any Other Business/Action Points:-

i) "Choice Cricket" to re-vamp the Vets format for next year. Probably 2 leagues.
ii) Player Recruitment (as necessary) ?
iii) Tour. Again. Golf and day at the Test in Yerkshire ? Ask David Byrne.
iv) Playing tops - Romida ? The Skip to look in to.

Let's do it all again this year. Thanks to everyone.

Capt. Borat Prefab etc. etc.
8/1/12