CURRIED AGM MINUTES.....

Beer, curry and the AGM were partaken on Friday, 4 January 2013 but alas with no Simon “While my Guitar Gently” Williams whilst Our Lord JC was not present (possibly crucified). The Timmy Spence Cab Co. was a regrettable late withdrawal for having to take his son south of the river late at night. Many thanks to all who came.

AGM:-

i) Captain's Report: Beat almost everyone (one loss in the league). Retained league title. Recovered the Cup. Double. Tidy. Double tidy in fact.

ii) Most Worthy Opponents: Final CC who ran us close in the last 2 games of the season with everything up for grabs. League decider was “epic”.

iii) Election of Officers: Capt. Prefab kind of drunkenly re-elected on the street outside the curry house. To be discussed...

iv) Award: Captain's Player of the Year 2012: Steve.dot.Ball.
v) Award: Player of the Year 2012: Mike “By a Golden Mile” Howard.

Other Awards:-

i) The Brian Cant Award for Most Bricks out of Pram: A toss-up between both factions of the great Rupert Garrett incident v. Redbourn (League). It made David Haye v. Derek Chisora look like a meeting of Quakers.

ii) The Charles Dickens Award for a Great Loss to Literature: Rupert Garrett’s un-sent e-mail the morning after the Redbourn match.

iii) Catch of the Year: Mike Howard v. Final CC (Tariq – one-handed, off the wall) (League).

iv) Shot of the Year: Mike “The Umpire Killer” Howard v. Final CC (League).  
v) The International Player Still Most Likely to Feature in a Colts Quiz: VVS Laxman.

vi) The Yorkshire Tourist Board and Tetley Tea Tankard for Colts Tour still to get off the Drawing Board: David Byrne.

vii) The Hugh Hefner Award (sponsored by the women of Greater Hertfordshire): Peter “Casanova” Makower.  

viii) The Pierre Cardin Cardigan for Non Sourcing of New Playing Shirts: Capt. G. Spot von Run Out.
ix) The Chard/Bromhead Award for Cowardice in the Face of the Enemy: Andrew “the Mole” Hedges for chipping a fingernail (Bamville - League).

x) The Bradley Wiggins/Just for Men Award for Services to Mod Hair Styling: JC3. 
xi) The Aerobics Oz Style Award for Body Language: David Whiteley on being given run out by JC3 (Frogmore - League).

xii) The Rob Bryden “Small Man in a Box” Award: JC3 for giving David Whiteley run out from the safety of the cage (Frogmore - League).

xiii) The Schweppes Award for Most Inappropriate Male Drink by a Scot at a Social Gathering: Mike “Bitter Lemon” Howard.

xiv) The BBC Special Recognition for Most People Dismissed in a Season: Capt. G. Spot Prefab (Yes/Wait/No).

xv) The “Top Gear” Trophy for ditching a car (presented by The Stig): The Hedge

xvi) The “I Wish I Could Fly” Moment of the Year Award (sponsored by the NBA): Simon “Too Tall” Williams and his slam dunk (Final CC– League).

Capt. G. Spot

9/1/13