STEVIE BALLY-STEROS : 2 UP....

With no laughing at any Americans intended, Bally took up the pitching wedge of power and made a nice up-and-down from the deep rough that Captain Olly Prefab von Colsaerts had left him in by sodding off to Dublin for the week. Bally-steros went round nicely in 2-under par as Long Marston and Totternhoe were wild off the tee and ended up out-of-bounds.

The scoresheets make for awkward reading so a few quotes from the written words will suffice :-

Long Marston:- 

• Howard: 43* Not Out Legend
• Ali: Howard Juggle x3 (is that like the Ali Shuffle ?). 
• Lee: Apparently The Tower turned one.
• No Balls: Four run outs.

Totternhoe:- 

• The Colts: Long tail
• Mike H.: Dropped on 8 & 14 (never mind - he only made 46*). 
• Tim S.: Chipped one to short mid-on.
• JC3: Bowled by across the line. 
• Ball: Retired for one ball....!!
• Robinson: Nowhere near it !
• Pete: Ct. off roof. 
• Tower: Grenades.
• "Was their scorer watching the same game ?". 

That seems to have been the gist of it. The comments are not attributed to anyone and are written in "tongue-in-cheek" mode !!

For the record The Colts made 120-5 to beat LM (59 all out) by quite a few. Also 155-5 (with Bally doing both his nut and his inner groin at the same time) was too much for the T's (60 all out).

MoM's : Tricky from a Guinness infused haze but we'll give it to Mike Howard for LM and Bally for Totts.