THE COLTS V. VOCALINK : LEAGUE : 13/11/12

(A Colt-ian Rhapsody)

Is this the real life ?
Is this just fantasy (cricket) ?
Caught down the leg-side (Bally – how ?)

No escape from reality.

Open your eyes
And stop bowling pies you see.
I'm just the poor skip, I get no sympathy
Because I'm "Easy run, easy go"
Simon’s out, Simon’s low
Any way the Colts win, doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Mikey, just ran you out
Made a call but made it wrong
Umpire’s triggered, now he's gone.

Mikey, my knock  had just begun
But have we gone and thrown it all away ?
Mikey, Ooohh-ooooh

Didn't mean to run you out
If I’m not back again to play v. Final (CC)
Carry on, carry on, as nothing really matters.

Too late, our time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Knees are aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mikey, Ooohh-ooooh –

I don't wanna die
I sometimes wish I'd never been picked at all. 

I see a little silhouett-o of a man
Is it Dave ? Must be Dave. Will he do the Fandango ?
Rupert bowls like lightning , very very frightening me ?

Bally-leo, Bally-leo

Bally-leo, Figaro - Magnifico!

I'm just the poor skip, nobody loves me
(He's just the poor skip from a poor family
Spare him his life, he’s a monstrosity).
Easy run, easy go – always calling “No !” (eventually)
Bismillah! Wait I I’m always calling No – calling No !
Bismillah! Wait ! I’m always calling No – calling No !

No, no, no, no, no, no, no !

Oh Mikey Howard, Mikey Howard, Mikey Howard ! Let me go!
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me ! For me ! For me!

So you think you can stop us with a few games to go ?

So you think you can field but you just overthrow

Oh baby - can't do this to us, baby
Just gotta run out -- just gotta run right outta here

The Double really matters
Anyone can see
The Double really matters
The Double really matters to me.

Any way the wind blows...

(cymbal crash)

(MOM sleeve notes : They only had 5 men and made 82 all out and we chased it down on 83-3. Rupes (3-0-13-1) was on fire but it’s going to David Whiteley (3-0-19-1 and 27* in 14).